Do you occasionally suffer the embarrassing symptoms of 

FIMS?

Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Wouldn't it be nice to have an automatic "Delete" button somewhere between the time we think a thought and before it rushes out of our mouths?  Or, how about a "Spam" filter, forcing any unpleasantry hoping to escape past our lips down our throats instead?

Life might be much less embarrassing and painful for all of us if we could figure this one out.  Maybe we would be more careful if a foot began growing out of our mouths each time we said something stupid or hurtful - kind of like Pinocchio's nose!